Michael Phelps . . . Still in the News.

Michael Phelps loves Meatball Marinara Subs... but thats besides the point. Women love Michael Phelps. So much in fact that they're starting to run red lights and get into accidents with him. Last night, a women in Maryland ran a red light and collided with the gold-medal winners Black Escalade. (Who knew that swimming could be so lucrative??) Read more about the story here.

But thats not the real issue here. Yes, the woman was taken to the hospital but merely as a precaution. The real issue is Michael Phelps ability to stay in the news. Its unbelievable. Maybe its his new friendship with Jared from Subway, or its his "apparent" ability to grow a "mustache." 

First, it was the Gold Medals but that wasn't enough. He had to have more. 

Then it was the ol' mary jane. 

(Side Note: Michael was rumored to eat 10,000 calories a day during training . . . imagine what that man can eat when he's blazed. Now I know the reason Twinkies are still in business.)

Not only does the Cheech and Chong of the watery lanes get into an accident, the kid doesn't even have a valid drivers license... Does he know what good publicity is?? He should try just living in the Magic Kingdom or something. Lord only knows a more intriguing place to get stoned at.... I can't wait to see what's next for the swimmer who apparently subscribes to the weekly Murphy's Law Magazine.